“Ode to Refrigerated Grape Juice” by Joshua the Carnotaurus King

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Ode to Refrigerated Grape Juice

Oh, greatest of juices!

The world sang for your birth!

From then to today you give us all mirth,

Cold and sweet,

Your flavor rings true!

If it came to a choice, I’d always choose you!

Made from the most exquisite of vines,

Your sweet taste is quite simply divine!

I cannot even quantify what your flavor is worth!

There is nothing else quite like you on this entire great earth!